Lucille

Lucille meeting Robert for the first time.

Lucille is a main character in Meet the Feebles. She is a poodle who is one of the chorus girls for The Feebles acting troupe. Robert falls in love with her, and she ends up falling for him as well. Like Robert, she is one of the few characters with no vices. She is Barry's daughter.

She is voiced by Donna Akersten.

Appearance

Lucille is a white, fluffy poodle with blue eyes, a black nose, black eyelashes, and purple mascara. She is also shown wearing a red bow, orange shoes, and many different dresses that she wears in the show. Backstage, she's mostly shown wearing a pink dress.

Personality

Just like Robert, Lucille is shy, naive, and very friendly. Despite having no flaws whatsoever, she does drink wine (but not too much).

Role in the Movie

Lucille first met Robert when Arthur was showing him around the theater on his first day. As soon as they both looked at each other, it was love at first sight. The only problem was that Robert was too nervous to talk Lucille, as he suddenly rolled up into a ball and shivered. Just as Robert and Arthur leave, it was shown that Lucille was too nervous to talk to him as well.

With the help of Arthur, Robert was able to summon the courage to talk to Lucille by standing outside her dressing room door, singing a song (while wearing a cape and fedora and playing a mandolin). After hearing the first few verses of the song, Lucille opened the door, causing Robert to stop singing and drop the mandolin. Arthur, who hiding around the corner of a wall, persuaded the hedgehog to keep going and does so by showing that he can sing beautifully. Lucille thought that the song was beautiful, but Robert thought that he made a fool of himself as he told her that he's sorry to disturb her and that he'll never do it again. Just as he was about to leave, Lucille grabbed him by the hand and let him inside her dressing room. The two young cast members then get engaged, as Arthur cried tears of joy at the beautiful sight.

Later on, Robert told Lucille about meeting Wynyard, the knife-thrower who he'll be assisting, and how he became addicted to drugs because of his experience in Vietnam. He also stated that it made him realize how lucky he is. Lucille agreed as they both hugged each other and wished each other good luck for performing in the show tonight. Just as Lucille went back to her dressing room, Trevor, the dirty rat who's had the hots for her, unexpectedly walked in with a bottle of wine. Trevor told Lucille that he's here because he's going to put her in the movies, much to her excitement (even she isn't aware that that "movie" is a porn film). To see if she was good enough to be in the film, Trevor drugged a glass of wine that he poured, and gave it to Lucille. Lucille, unaware of this, took a sip and then claimed that she feels woozy. The dirty rat then laid her down on her bed, and began to sexually assault her by loosening her clothes and feeling her soft fur. All of a sudden, Robert unexpectedly walked in to return something and was completely horrified at the sight. After Trevor left, the heart-broken Robert scolded poor Lucille, who was too woozy to explain what had really happened, and broke up with her.

During the show, Lucille tried, once again, to tell Robert the truth, but the hedgehog refused to listen. He then said that he never wants to see her again by call her a loose lush, and left the sad poodle crying to herself.

However, during Heidi's rampage, it almost looked like Lucille was about to be killed by the machine gun-wielding hippo, but Robert luckily saved her by swinging on a rope and picking her up. Safely making it to the top of the stage, Robert appologized to Lucille by saying that he doesn't care what she did because he loves her so very, very much. He then asked her to marry him, in which she happily says that she loves him too, and explained how she was never unfaithful because Trevor really drugged her drink and tried to ravish her. Luckily, Robert got his revenge by swinging on the rope again, knocking Trevor down (just as he was about to kill Heidi), and letting him get killed by the troubled star. Robert and Lucille are hugging when Heidi is singing Garden of Love.

In the epilogue, it is revealed that Lucille and Robert got married, and now live a happy life with two children.